The Shank Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mevis gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
72%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mevis drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.