The Invisible Route Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Thomas is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.