The Phantom Flag Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Thomas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.