The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Thomas goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.