The Blocking Assignment Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Thomas stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.