The Late Scratch Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Ref: "Number Thomas, that's a flag." Thomas: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Thomas gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.