The Hamstring Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Thomas gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.