The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.
- Thomas catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
75%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thomas, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.