The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“The broadcast shows Thomas on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Thomas goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.