The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Thomas has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
79%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.