The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Thomas is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
82%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.