The Phantom Flag Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Thomas runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
80%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.