The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Thomas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.