The Blocking Assignment Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- A mysterious flag erases Thomas's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Thomas's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.