The Blocking Assignment Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.
- Thomas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.