The Blocking Assignment Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Thomas gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.