The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- A mysterious flag erases Thomas's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas's stadium. Only over Thomas.
81%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.