The Invisible Route Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Ref: "Number Thomas, that's a flag." Thomas: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Thomas is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
75%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.