The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Thomas is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
90%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.