The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Thomas catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Thomas, Thomas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.