The Snap Count Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Ref: "Number Thomas, that's a flag." Thomas: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Thomas tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thomas, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.