The Phantom Flag Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Thomas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.