The Invisible Route Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.