The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Thomas tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.