The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Thomas's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Thomas gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
88%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.