The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Thomas has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
78%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.