The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Thomas's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.