The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“The broadcast shows Thomas on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Thomas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.