The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.