The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas · LV · TE
“Thomas gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ian Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ian Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ian Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.