The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Colts defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
83%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Colts's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.