The Hamstring Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Colts defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
75%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Colts's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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- Jonathan Taylor
- Tyler Warren
- Daniel Jones
- Spencer Shrader
- Seth McGowan
- Pharaoh Brown
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- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Arizona Cardinals
- Seattle Seahawks
FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.