The Bad Spot Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Colts offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
84%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Colts, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.