The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Colts will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
89%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Colts's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.