The Prevent Defense Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Colts defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
92%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Colts scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.