The Garbage-Time Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Colts offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
91%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Colts, Colts, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.