The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Colts will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
90%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Colts, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.