The Hamstring Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Colts defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
92%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Colts's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.