The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Colts defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
77%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Colts's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.