The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Colts defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
75%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Colts, Colts, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.