The Late Scratch Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Colts defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
91%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Colts, Colts, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.