The Garbage-Time Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Colts defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
78%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Colts's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.