The Hamstring Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Colts defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
78%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Colts, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.