The Prevent Defense Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Colts defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
85%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Colts's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.