The Blown Coverage Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Colts will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
72%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Colts drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.