The Garbage-Time Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Colts defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
78%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Colts, Colts, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.