The Late Scratch Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Colts defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
82%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Colts's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.