The Bad Spot Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Colts defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
81%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Colts, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.