The Prevent Defense Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Colts defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
88%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Colts's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.