The Garbage-Time Hex of Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts defense
“The Colts defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Indianapolis Colts defense's week
- The Colts defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Colts offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
80%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Colts's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Indianapolis Colts defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Indianapolis Colts defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Indianapolis Colts defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.